Department of Bad Puns, can you hold the line?

I Love Shoe.

If you love shoes,

maybe you’ll forgive the pun.

Here is a shoe tree made of

… shoes.

In fact, so many shoes

we lost count at somewhere

past a baker’s dozen.

Still, some would say: not enough.

“I want to write a book about shoes that’s full of footnotes.”  ― Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes comfort doesn’t matter. When a shoe is freakin’ fabulous, it may be worth a subsequent day of misery. Soak in Epsom salts and take comfort in the fact that you’re better than everyone else.”  ― Clinton Kelly

“Above all, believe in true love and know that men are like shoes.
A couple is like a left and a right foot, and out there is your perfect fit. Sometimes you need to change styles and shop around to find it. Sometimes you have to break styles in, sometimes you feel like something that is unstylish but comfortable, and sometimes a style – as much as you like – just doesn’t suit you and will never fit.”
― Camilla Morton, How to Walk in High Heels: The Girl’s Guide to Everything

The best thing about this snow globe? One size fits all.

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